Bus Boyfriend – Best of Craigslist

Bus Boyfriend, where have you gone? Please return to remove me from this misery! I don’t want you sexually. Hell, I don’t even want to talk to you – you can’t even discuss the main storyline of a popular novel and you probably don’t want to know any more detail about my inner ear and motion sickness. I just want to feel that odd tension again. And I want to smell you…

If you got a job on the East Side, I forgive you. If you graduated from the UW, I congratulate you. But if you bought a car and now drive yourself downtown, shame on you! Shame! Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel. Especially on the bus. Without my Bus Boyfriend.

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Nerd Note: Kyrie Eleison – Greek for “Lord, Have Mercy”

Kyrie by Mr. Mister, which is pretty much the only thing you need to watch today: