March Madness: Sex vs Chocolate

Jezebel is holding a March Madness bracket race again this year. In 2011 it was Cats vs Dogs and in 2010 it was Cake vs Pie. This year it’s Sex vs Chocolate and the competition is intense!

Here’s my 2012 bracket. Click for full view.

I am picking Oral Sex as the overall champion. It has been a tried-and-true contender and worthy of the championship title. If anything is going to take chocolate down, it’s Oral Sex.

March Madness: Cats vs Dogs

Jezebel is holding a March Madness bracket race again this year. Last year it was Cake vs Pie, and my bracket picks were pretty successful. This year it’s Cats vs Dogs. Here’s my bracket for the competition this year.

I am thinking Hobbes all the way which is surprising because I am not a cat person. I am very much more a dog lover than a cat lover. Jezebel left out key breeds like the Great Dane and the Doberman and it made choosing a lot harder… until I got to the Werewolf (which was an easy pick as winner for the dog side). Ultimately, pitting Hobbes against a Werewolf is ridiculous as Hobbes can do all and be all and will be the clear winner, assuming the readers at Jezebel aren’t complete dimwits.