Christmas 2009
I made a haul this year for Christmas. I got a lot of cash, a lot of books to read, and a few toys. I did have to wake Sprout up at almost 9:30. I was the one who couldn’t sleep/stay asleep.
Me: Hey.. are you going to get up?
Sprout: Why?
Me: Because Santa came.
Sprout: Yeah, did he bring anything?
Me: Yeah, he brought stuff.
The 12 Days of Christmas, McSweeney’s style.
Day 6: Six geese a-laying. Hmm, that’s so weird because I was just telling someone that I could use some MORE FUCKING BIRDS.
