This is, by far, my favorite Eagles song and is the current soundtrack to my life. Hit the jump for the lyrics.
I’ve been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I’ve been searching for an angel in white
I’ve been waiting for a woman who’s a little of both
And I can feel her but she’s nowhere in sight
I made a haul this year for Christmas. I got a lot of cash, a lot of books to read, and a few toys. I did have to wake Sprout up at almost 9:30. I was the one who couldn’t sleep/stay asleep.
Me: Hey.. are you going to get up?
Me: Because Santa came.
Sprout: Yeah, did he bring anything?
Me: Yeah, he brought stuff.
The 12 Days of Christmas, McSweeney’s style.
Day 6: Six geese a-laying. Hmm, that’s so weird because I was just telling someone that I could use some MORE FUCKING BIRDS.
A satirical article regarding the dangers of Patsy Cline’s music.